Month: July 2006

  • Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
    A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't
    come, it means you are in big trouble.

    Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
    A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the
    baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

    Q: What's the height of recycling?
    A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

    Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
    have advised?
    A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

    Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
    the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
    A: The boy friend's hand.

    Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed
    his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
    A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

  • An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son.

    Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

    The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"

    The Son replied "It is a crow".



    After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"
    The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

    After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,

    what is this?"

    At this time some _expression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone

    when he said to his Father with a rebuff..

    "It's a crow, a crow".

    A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?"


    This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the

    same question again and again, although I have told you so many times

    'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"


    A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old

    tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On

    opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read

    it, the following words were written in the diary :-


    "Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a

    crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was,

    and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him

    lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for

    23 times.

    I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my
    innocent

    child".

    While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father
    had

    felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and

    When today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times,
    the Son felt irritated and annoyed.

    So..

    If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as
    a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble
    And kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.

    From today say this aloud,

    "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever

    since I was a little child.


    They have always showered their selfless love on me.

    They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and
    heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".


    Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE , coz the word IMPOSSIBLE itself

    says I M POSSIBLE..

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    V bought this two new phOne today......WOW....nice n pretty!!!!!




  • DONT USE DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICKS

    This is a true case, if you don't believe try the following test:

    Soak a pair of disposable chopsticks (usually given to you when you buy pack food from a Chinese take-away) for between 3 to 5 minutes

    inside hot boiling water.  Within minutes and right in front of your eyes, you will noticed that some white colouring matter seems to be dissolved into the hot water from the chopsticks.

    What is released from the chopsticks is actually a chemical, a bleaching agent.

    In a campaign promoting healthy care in Singapore recently,  Professor Jackson Mathis reminds people not to use disposable chopsticks, as almost the majority of them are made in or imported from China.  He explained that during the manufacturing process of disposable chopsticks before the actual production itself, all raw  materials are already cover-grown with germs that make the wood materials look like they are coated in multiple colours or are covered with poisonous fungus.

    The first process itself is already frightening as the manufacturer starts the process by soaking up the wooden raw materials inside a very big container that is filled with a very toxic and highly poisonous chemical.  This chemical is intentionally added in, in order to preserve the materials.  After a few days of soaking, they are then washed with an even worse cleaning agent, in this case it is a bleaching agent (which chemical ph level is believe to be more than a thousand times over the general permissible/acceptable international standards).

    And guess what?  These chemicals itself is likely to cause greater harm to our health (if we continue consuming such chemicals into our body on a daily basis) not forgetting that since these chemicals used are usually carcinogenic in nature, they are likely to cause cancer.

    Since his last visit to a disposable chopsticks manufacturing plant in China 5 years ago, Professor Jackson Mathis has immediately stop using such disposable chopsticks anymore.  In Professor Jackson case, just in case if he ever forgets to bring along his own pair of chopsticks for lunch or dinner, he usually make sure that he do not forget to put one pair of it inside his bag since it can be re-use again and again.

    Professor Jackson Mathis said:  "If you have been using disposable chopsticks in the past, and you insist on continue using them again, please pause and think for a moment.  Why is cancer spreading like wild fire these days throughout the world affecting all sorts of people.  After that think of how many pairs of disposable chopsticks a factory in China is producing by the minute.  The answer itself is right here !"





     

     

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