YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT |
May 6, 2008
April 30, 2008
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A very important message to everyone, please read it carefully.
1 Egg , & 2 Mobiles
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.
We assembled something as per image:
Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed 65 minutes approximately. ..
During the first 15 minutes nothing happened;
25 minutes later the egg started getting hot;
45 minutes later the egg is hot;
65 minutes later the egg is cooked.
Conclusion: The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins of your brains when you do long calls.
Please try to reduce long time calls on mobile phones and pass this mail to all your friends & Family you care for.
April 24, 2008
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Subject: Lost in Translation
A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London.
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn’t know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher again understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
(Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did. Then, scroll down.)
What in the world were you thinking?
Hellooooooo!!!… Her husband speaks English!
February 19, 2007
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Baby’s First Exam
This made me laugh out loud.. I hope it will bring a smile…..
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting
for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed
or
bottle-fed?
“Breast-fed,”she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, “No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”
September 29, 2006
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What kind of season will you enjoy eating steamboat?
A. Winter ( To Qn 2)
B. Summer (To Qn 5)
C. No matter what season (To Qn 1)
1. Do you like to have some sauce on your food?
A. Like (To Qn 2)
B. Don’t like (To Qn 5)
2. Will you add eggs in your steamboat soup?
A. Yes (To Qn 3)
B. No (To Qn 6)
3. If you find a cigaratte butt in ur steamboat food, what will you do?
A. Quarrel with the boss and request another new one. (To Qn 13)
B. Stop eating and just pay and go. (To Qn 10)
4. What is the main point ypu will consider for choosing a steamboat restaurant?
A. Famous ( To Qn 7)
B. Reasonable prices ( To Qn 8)
5. If the steamboat restaurant has a new product of steamboat, will you dare to try?
A. Yes ( To Qn 6)
B. No ( To Qn 8)
6. How many people do you like to have your steamboat meal with?
A. 2-3 soulmates ( To Qn 9)
B. A big group of friends ( To Qn 3)
7. If the steamboat restaurant is very crowded, will you wait for a seat or go to another place?
A. Wait ( To Qn 11)
B. Proceed to another one ( To Qn 12)
8. What kind of food you like to add?
A. Noodle ( To Qn 9)
B. Vermicilli “Tang hoon” ( To Qn 7)
9. Will you drink the soup first or finish all the ingredients in the bowl then drink the soup?
A. Drink the soup first ( To Qn 10)
B. Eat the ingredients first ( To Qn 12)
10. If the boss tells you that you must add some SPECIAL and ODD ingredient in the soup to make it more delicious, will you dare to add?
A. Yes ( To Qn 17)
B. No ( To Qn 13)
11. Will you drink a cup of cooling water after you finish this steamy hot meal?
A. Yes ( To Qn 15)
B. No ( To Qn 14)
12. When you are having your steamboat, do you put in your meat first or put in later?
A. Put it once the steamboat start ( To Qn 15)
B. Later part then put ( To Qn 11)
13. Do you like to put all types of food at one go into the steamboat or have it put in one type by one type?
A. All ( To Qn 17)
B. One type at a time ( To Qn 16)
14. What drink will you like to go with your meal?
A. Oolong Tea ( To Qn 16)
B. Plum juice ( Type A)
15. Do you like to have steamboat at home or outside?
A. Home ( To Qn 16)
B. Outside ( To Qn 14)
16. Will you mind if another customer is standing behind you, waiting for you while you are finishing your food?
A. Mind ( Type B)
B. Don’t mind ( Type C)
17. You are already very full with your meal but the boss offer to let you have another steamboat meal, will you eat it?
A. Yes (Type D)
B. No ( To Qn 16)
RESULTS….
TYPE A
Shy, a bit of an introvert. You are more stubborn and like to stay alone quietly at home. To you, talking to strangers is a hard thing so you have not much friends. But you will still have some soulmates. You need to treasure people who care and love you. You are more interested in your own matters, you will try your very best to achieve your target. But you can’t do everything alone, and just depend on yourself, learn to open up and accept other opinions. Try to get along with different people.
TYPE B
You are a more active person, drawing a clear line between happiness and unhappiness. You are more quick-tempered. If you encounter things you like, you will do it without second thought. But once you encounter things that you hate, you will wish to get out of it as soon as possible. As you are a person of your own views, the friends you tend to have will be of the same pattern. But once good friends, you will understand them a lot and go all the way to help then. Friends are very dependent on you. As you are too emotional, you may make a storm out of a teacup with your friends. You must learn to do things in order and not give up easily. You can try making friends with those you don’t think you can get along with, don’t stick with the same category. This will make you more popular and charming.
TYPE C
Gentle like a lamb. You have a high level of adaptance power, easy to get along with people. Very popular in social life but seems that no one will talk bad about you. You hate to have conflicts with people so you
always try to adapt to everyone. You treat every person differently. To look at the bright side, you adapt easily. But to look at the dark side, you lack of character, although you are one big nice guy but you lack of charm. On the surface, you have a lot of friends but once you have troubles, you lack of soulmates to help you around. You must try to express yourself more and be more decisive. In this way, you can understand yourself more.
TYPE D
You are stubborn, like to go in circles and don’t get to the point. Once you decide on something, no one can change your mind. You are a good leader in a group so you win a lot of trust from your friends. But as you
are too persistant on your own thinking, you neglect other people’s suggestions therefore you can easily make enemies. Although it is good to maintain your own character but it doesn’t mean you totally ignore other people’s thoughts and feelings. You will let people think you are hard to handle and you will lose friends gradually and may end up alone. You need to learn to accept other people’s opinion. This will make your social circle bigger and you will understand yourself better.
September 23, 2006
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A good poem… for a good laugh..…have fun………
>> Roses are red, Violets are blue
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>> Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
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>> Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
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>> Not in cage but laughing at you.
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>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>> Twinkle Twinkle little star
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>> You should know what you are
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>> And once you know what you are
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>> Mental hospital is not so far.
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>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>> The rain makes all things beautiful.
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>> The grass and flowers too.
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>> If rain makes all things beautiful
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>> Why doesn’t it rain on you?
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>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>> I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
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>> I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
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>> Then ~
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>> I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack
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>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>> God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
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>> He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
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>> He saw me in dark, he created light
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>> He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>> When ur life is in darkness pray to God
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>> Ask him to free u from darkness
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>> And if after you pray
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>> And you’re still in darkness,
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>> Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
August 9, 2006
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children…
“You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed
with eating.
You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is
with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is
alcohol.
This too manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother, Sally, gets up,
takes her little boy by the hand
and whispers. “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”
July 31, 2006
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn’t
come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the
baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: What’s the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend’s hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed
his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked “Why”?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front”.
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